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Slap your MacBook.
It screams back.

That's it. That's the app.

Download for Mac

macOS 14+ (Sonoma) ยท Apple Silicon (M1+) required ยท Free download

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Your laptop has feelings now

SlapBack hides in your menu bar. Slap your MacBook and it screams back, with volume proportional to your force. Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.

Four moods of protest

Multiple sound modes. Your open-plan office will have questions.

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Pain
Classic screams of agony
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Sexy
Escalates the more you slap
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Halo
Epic soundtrack clips
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Custom
Your own MP3 files

Dial in your slap

Sensitivity 0.050
๐Ÿฆ‹ Butterfly landing ๐Ÿ’ช Full commitment
Cooldown 750ms
โšก Rapid-fire heckling ๐ŸŽญ Dramatic pauses

Also, it does these things

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Menu bar only

No dock icon. Lurks silently in your menu bar.

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Volume scales with force

Gentle tap? Whisper. Full slap? Full volume.

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Adjustable sensitivity

From "earthquake detector" to "needs a running start".

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Cooldown timer

Prevents meltdowns during rapid slaps.

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Launch at login

Always ready. Always listening.

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Slap counter

Tracks your lifetime slaps. High score pending.

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Custom sounds

Add your own MP3s. Your MacBook, your rules.

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Fast mode

Higher sensitivity, shorter cooldown. Chaos mode.

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v1.0
Core slap detection & sound packs
Menu bar app, 4 sound modes, sensitivity & cooldown controls, volume scaling.
v1.1
USB Moaner mode
Your MacBook reacts when you plug or unplug USB devices.
v1.2
Custom sound packs
Record and import your own sound packs. Share with friends.
v2.0
SlapPhone (iOS)
Same energy, pocket-sized. Slap your iPhone and it fights back.
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Your MacBook has been too comfortable for too long.

Download for Mac โ€” Free

macOS 14+ (Sonoma) ยท Apple Silicon (M1+) ยท 3.2 MB

Frequently asked questions

Will I void my MacBook warranty?

Probably not from a gentle slap, but we're not lawyers. Apple's warranty covers manufacturing defects, not user-inflicted slap trauma. Slap responsibly.

Does it work on Intel Macs?

No. SlapBack requires an Apple Silicon (M1+) MacBook with a built-in accelerometer. Intel Macs don't have this sensor.

Can I add my own sounds?

Yes! Select "Custom" mode and point it to a folder with your MP3 files. Your MacBook will play random clips from that folder when slapped.

Does it drain my battery?

Minimal impact. SlapBack uses the hardware accelerometer which is extremely power-efficient. You won't notice any difference in battery life.

Will it trigger during normal typing?

Not if your sensitivity is set correctly. The default threshold filters out typing and trackpad use. Only deliberate slaps should trigger it.

Why does it need admin access?

The accelerometer sensor requires root privileges to read via IOKit HID. SlapBack will ask for your password once when you click Start. This is standard for hardware sensor access on macOS.

Is there a Windows version?

No. Windows laptops don't have the same accelerometer hardware. SlapBack is Mac-only, forever.